i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
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About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
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Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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