Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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