she takes plan B like it's going out of style
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
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You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
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What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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