if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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