I heard we made out
Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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