She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
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