Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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