i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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