anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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