the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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