is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
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Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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