Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
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hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
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So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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