I'm going to jail i love you
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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