What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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