UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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