I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Randomize
