god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
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i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
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Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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