just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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