I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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