More tranny stories later!
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
