2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
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You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
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I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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