he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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