As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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