I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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