I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
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I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
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In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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