i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
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Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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