So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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