what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
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Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
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Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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