Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
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So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
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Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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