i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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