I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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