Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
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is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
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It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
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