Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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