Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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