why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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