you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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