Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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