They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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