So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
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how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
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how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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