I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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