Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
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The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
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He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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