when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
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You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
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They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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