Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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