I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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