how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
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well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
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QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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