How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
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I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
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We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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