i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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