did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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