you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
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