Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
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