I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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