I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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