Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
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One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
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in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
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