Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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