Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
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You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
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Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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