So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
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Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
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I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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